he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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