What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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