Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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