I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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