A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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