Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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