You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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