it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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