Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think people are normalizing furries
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