And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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