I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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