You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Less talking, more tequila
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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