he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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