Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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