nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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