this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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