mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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