Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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