Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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