Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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