You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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