Me. At least after what I've been through.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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