You just made me feel so damn special
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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