that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live