Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
zippers are such a cool invention
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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