Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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