I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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