She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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