he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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