it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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