It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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