So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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