I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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