So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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