Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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