I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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