I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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