he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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