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You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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