i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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