last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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