I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's not cheating when I paid for it
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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