I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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