Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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