if i can run in heels then i can drive
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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