So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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