I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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