he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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