If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize