Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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