Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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