so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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