So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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