Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize