I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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