I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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